The Office Quotes


The office is a popular American sitcom that ran on NBC from 2005-2013. The show has been praised for its acting and writing, especially when it comes to the unforgettable quotes. Here are some of our favorite the office quotes!

  1. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott, Season 5, “The Duel”
  2. “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor, Season 7, “Counseling”
  3. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott, Season 2, “The Fight”
  4. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott, Season 4, “Fun Run”
  5. “If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.” – Stanley Hudson, Season 4, “Survivor Man”
  6. “The worst thing about prison was the dementors.” – Michael “Prison Mike” Scott, Season 3, “The Convict”
  7. “No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs … Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?” – Michael Scott, Season 5, “Stress Relief”
The Office Quotes
The Office Quotes
  1. “Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.” – Dwight Schrute, Season 3, “Product Recall”
  2. “Today, smoking is going to save lives.” – Dwight Schrute, Season 5, “Stress Relief”
  3. “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” – Michael Scott, Season 4, “Money”
  4. “I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” – Kevin Malone, Season 3, “Beach Games”
  5. “Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are too flashy, so I’m forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.” – Angela Martin, Season 3, “Women’s Appreciation”
  6. “If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.” – Dwight Schrute, Season 2, “Office Olympics”
  7. “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” – Michael Scott, Season 5, “Stress Relief”
  8. “There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?” – Pam Beesly, Season 9, “Finale”
  9. “Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn’t have two presidents; a boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?” — Oscar Martinez
  10. “An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to… an office is a place where dreams come true.” — Michael Scott
  11. “I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff’s station.” — Creed Bratton
  12. “I got six numbers. One more and it would have been a complete phone number.” — Kevin Malone
  13. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” — Michael Scott
  14. “The man is wearing sandals. I don’t need to see Oscar’s toes at work. Gross! I mean, he looks like he just got off the boat.” — Angela Martin
  15. “So this is my life — until I win the lottery. Or Pam finally writes that series of young adult books.” — Jim Halpert

Every office has their own special lingo. To be successful in the workplace, it is important to understand what your co-workers are talking about! These funny quotes from the office will have you laughing and understanding everything that’s being said around you.

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