At the game, or How Bulbasaur and Pikachu became agents of the Kremlin in the USA

At the game, or How Bulbasaur and Pikachu became agents of the Kremlin in the USA

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From a fresh CNN story, it appears that Americans do not have their own brains. They live only by waiting to be told: Go. Pokemon-Go. But the TV channel clearly lacks imagination. Otherwise, he would not have missed the most important thing.
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At the game, or How Bulbasaur and Pikachu became agents of the Kremlin in the USA
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When it seemed impossible to come up with something more funny than the jokes about Russian interference, CNN did find this notorious 25th Russian frame. And the 26th. And the 27th. There are about 170 of them there. And all as one – “agents of the Kremlin.” Spy network. In the mobile app. The main residents are Bulbasaur and Pikachu. But in America they were legalized under the names of murdered African Americans. And this is not nonsense. For the first time, Moscow is actually being blamed not for helping Trump, but for what gets in the way.

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Nintendo’s Pokemon Go game application on a mobile phone screen
13 October 2017, 09:12
Political scientist commented on Russia’s “use” of Pokemon Go against the United States
CNN announced Russia’s “interference” in US affairs with the help of the game Pokemon GO. On the air of Sputnik radio, political scientist Mikhail Smolin noted that the accusations that have already become traditional are now being transferred to specific Internet resources, but again without proof.
They say on TV that “Putin’s trolls” are fueling racial intolerance. Not in the sense that they brought in slaves and started a civil war. CNN is not an idiot to tell everything at once. The channel claims that Russia, through the game Pokemon Go, led the masses against police brutality. It was, they say, so. Catchers of virtual men were instructed to look for them in the epicenters of the “Don’t Shoot Us!” Further – a matter of technology. Users flocked to protest sites and received instructions to name their Pokémon after victims of law enforcement violence.

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That is, concludes CNN, Moscow is involved in protecting the rights of blacks. An accusation for which Putin could be given the Order of Merit for the American Fatherland. But he is rewarded with another bout of Russophobia. It is clear that the Americans should be outraged not that they are being killed, but that the Russians are playing on it. Competent move. With Clinton, it worked. True, Clinton herself was given a ride. But many people remembered that it was not the National Democratic Committee’s fault for dumping Sanders, but Russia for the fact that, in principle, it could reveal it.

Passers-by next to a giant pokeball from the Pokemon Go computer game from Nintendo on the embankment of the city pond in Yekaterinburg

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Political scientist on the “influence” of the Russian Federation through Pokemon Go: the USA wants to justify their failures
Russian Foreign Ministry spokesman Maria Zakharova called attempts to accuse Moscow of “influencing” the United States through the game Pokemon Go “mediocre”. Political analyst Pavel Svyatenkov said on air of Sputnik radio that no evidence was presented again.
And this CNN has not yet told everything, giving the audience the opportunity to guess for themselves that it was the Russians who forced black citizens to catch Pokemon along with the police bullet. And it was the Russians who then forced people to look for these creatures inside the monuments of the Confederates, in order to be guaranteed to destroy them. Basketball and American football players, on the other hand, were not advised to look for anything in the national anthem and flag. Therefore, they thanked the Kremlin on their knees.

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By the way, about flags. When the special services were removing tricolors from Russian diplomatic facilities, they, too, most likely were looking for Pikachu. As well as when they rummaged in documents and opened the parquet in the same place. How else, if even the representative of the State Department Heather Nauert honestly admitted that she herself does not know why. It’s simple – Russia forced it. For the United States, its flags are unnecessary, and for her – just to accuse the United States of violating international norms. And the USA, by the way, when they came to their senses after this impudent interference in their consciousness, declared that they would gladly give Moscow its flags. It’s like stealing your phone and then politely returning your SIM card.

But back to our Americans. After the CNN storyline, we may well call them that. It turns out that they don’t have their own brains. They live only by waiting to be told: Go. Pokemon-Go. The TV channel clearly lacks imagination. Otherwise, he would not have missed the most important thing. In such a simple way, Russia forced the United States to find its Pokemon at polling stations and rename it Donald. It all fits together. He never left the mobile app.

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